Shmoofed

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

by McNigger June 20, 2019

Shwoobidy

With grace or elegance.

The man moved with shwoobidy through the field of flowers.

by Not meme man January 10, 2021

Scwoofin

When someone or something is out of pocket.

"Jit SCWOOFIN!"

by Professor Bonquafious July 15, 2022

To shpoof

To cuddle intensely laying down, with arms and legs interlocked, facing one another.

My favorite activity was to shpoof.
I loved shpoofing Anini, I'd give my left kidney, just for one last shpoof with her.

by raspberryboss June 29, 2022

Shwoog

A derogatory word for a black person who looks and acts in a stereotypically ghetto manner. i.e. ebonics speech, tattoos, hip-hop clothing, criminal activity, etc.

The Denver Nuggets basketball team consists of many shwoogs.

by Shwoogstock June 2, 2009

shwoogtastic

the act of doing something like a black person. it is an adjective

wow that dunk was shwoogtastic.
that television was takin in shwoogtastic fashion

by tj March 11, 2004

Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....

"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!

by daldab February 12, 2012