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Shovel Hater

One who dislikes innovation. One who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. Unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.
Phil: "Guys don't listen to Jim, shovels are a terrible idea. If we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient."
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."

"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater

"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater
by desomond May 11, 2015
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Captain Shreve

a Louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, sex, etc. The teachers here range from "I like her ok" to "I fucking hate her". The students range from "total BFF forever" to "fucking choke.". The actual school itself is marked with classy graffiti such as "I beleave in you" and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers pass out. The sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. It also features two main groups of students. The kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to Magnet. This school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to fucking sprint to make it to your class on time. But, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you'll ever see.
"Dude what high school are you going to?"
"Captain Shreve"

"...good fucking luck"
by shrugslummer February 2, 2018
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shove it

Why don't you take your shit with you and shove it.
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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shovelware

1. Software that is hastily made, without proper testing, and 'shoveled' down consumers throats in order to make some quick cash.

2. Software that is preloaded onto a computer, that does nothing but slow down performance and does nothing beneficial, but is added in order to increase price or add appeal into purchasing a computer.
1. Battlefield 2: Special Forces Expansion Pack is a recent example of shovelware; it causes CTD's, system failures, massive performance decreases, and addresses NONE of the original game problems.

2. Frank bought a computer just because it had a lot shovelware preloaded onto it, and now it takes 45 minutes to start up.
by night141 November 28, 2005
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Shreve Shifting

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.
Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?
by P. Funk December 20, 2010
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Shovelin

Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.
John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"
by Shovel King July 30, 2011
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push and shove

use your strength to get in, force yourself in,
do everything in your power to get to the destination, to achieve goal etc.
If you can't get through, you're stuck, push and shove, you'll get there quicker.
by le1 October 22, 2008
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