Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

Sharter

The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.

I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.

by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015

shrapers

another word for loose change.

do you have any "shrapers"

by Andrew.R November 26, 2006

sharter

to shart oneself. to try to fart and accidentally shit oneself. the person committing the act of sharting.

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, what a sharter. He actually tried to fart and pooped his pants. What a sharter.

by Stinkeeeee September 29, 2008

srater

the insertion of a hose pipe up the rectum to let in small rodents and insects carrying disease

after last nights sratering im starting to have side effects

by pennnis November 10, 2006

shaterize

The act of an exploding poop into your underwear.

I just shaterized my drawers.

by D1ckles December 21, 2008

shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009