shpilkus

shpilkus (SHPILL cuss) noun. Yiddish literally 'Hairpins in the tuchas.' indicates or symptoms of gas, cramping, etc. in the intestines

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006

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Spilt Milk

1. A problem or situation that has become out of control or irreversible.

2. Milk that is no longer in its container.

Don't Cry over spilt milk, get pissed off and kick something.

by Gaidenninjacat February 10, 2010

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sphilter

Shit-fart separator

My cossey became red and inflamed when my sphilter malfunctioned during a recent bout with diarrhea.

by kkwalker October 22, 2008

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cry over spilt milk

When you come so hard in the bitch's eye that she cries.

When Tanya agreed to the facial, she didn't realize that she was going to cry over spilt milk.

by dirrrty chili dog July 30, 2008

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spilt milk

Something unimportant, especially the former significant other of the person you're now dating. Refers particularly to the casualties resulting from boyfriend/girlfriend stealing.

Oh, don't worry that Jen's glaring at you from across the room. She's just spilt milk anyway.

by AcrylicDrama May 26, 2004

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