Show Me The Receipts

to have proof of something.

Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!

by LAV June 18, 2012

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Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)

"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"

by Dicked September 30, 2012

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When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.

Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 4, 2008

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So Show Me

I'll show you

BTS: so show me

ARMY: I'LL SHOW YOU

by buttlicker12345678910 February 5, 2019

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Navy Shower

where gay sex often happens.

Navy man - Hey Tate bud g, hop in the navy shower with me
Tate - ok bud g coming now
(tate drops soap, Navy man bum fucks him hard and rough causing Tates ass to rupture giving him haemorroids)

by benj.1_ November 16, 2021

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