showernoia

1. The fear experienced in the brief moments before getting wet in the shower. Common showernoias include the fear of cold water, and the fear of too much water pressure, etc.

2. The fear of being murdered in the shower.

1. I have showernoia every morning. My shower is like a fire hose from the north pole.

2. Ever since Psycho came out almost 100 years ago, people have had showernoia.

by M.C. Chicken December 31, 2009

Shorbodaman

He hates financial stuff

he always wears the same stuff, especially abercrombie

he is such a shorbodaman

by aksdjfh sdsdfsdf April 5, 2022

showerbomb

The most evil, yet most entertaining thing to do to someone taking a shower; Simply walk in, rip ass and walk out. The humidity will amplify the stench, to the point that even a potential squeaky-no-scent will evolve into a weapon of biological warfare. Bonus points if you are able to trap them in the room with the exhaust fan turned off.

Broseph Primus: Hey, Secundus, who is taking a shower right now?
Broseph Secundus: I think it's Tetria.
Broseph Primus: Perfect. Loose the belt, it's time to make his nostril hairs explode. Let's showerbomb him and blame it on Dad!

by Alucard54s May 19, 2016

showerboy

one who likes to get his groove on in and out of the shower. A showerboy will groove it out under any circumstance!

Its just like when you have to go to Danny's in Windsor, and you are so flustered with all the action going on, and then a showerboy turns the heat up even more, with a thrustful pelvic giration.

by Josh November 10, 2004

showerbator

Someone who commits the act of showerbation. See "Showerbation" for reference.

Colin is such a showerbator.

by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

Showerbate

When you masturbate while taking a shower.

Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.

by haha. k. March 28, 2015

Showerbating

Mastorbating in the shower

Person one. I'm gonna shower
Person 2 don't be showerbating

by Francesca Marie April 24, 2016