Showerhead hottie

The person a woman fantasizes about while masturbating with the showerhead.

Brad Pitt is my favorite showerhead hottie.

by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

showerlepsy

The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.

This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm

by NickyLags May 3, 2011

Showerhead Concert

To put it lightly ... "self-love"

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!

by Chris9234 November 4, 2013

showerfreude

The feeling of enjoyment that comes with someone else's having to leave a hot shower (related see schadenfreude).

When his wife turned off the shower tap with a long and plaintive sigh, he smiled inwardly with showerfreude.

by CasualD March 7, 2016

Showerjerk

When you take a shower and jerk off at the same time

Dude 1: hey dude get online with the boys
Dude 2: can’t right now I’m showerjerking!

by Gdogginator July 21, 2020

sheverage

A shower beverage!

When you want to have a shower but also want to crack open a cold one at the same time.

-LB

P1: Oh man I had a long day at work I need a sheverage!
P2: A what?

P1: Shower beverage!

by Ace-LB January 28, 2021

ShowerHeadFD

A person with an above average sized penis, FD meaning Fat Dick.

Hey ShowerHeadFD! I should go visit fluxteam.net

by ilobeshowerhead July 3, 2023