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shovel fighting team

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A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.
Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"
by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010
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pumpkin shovel

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slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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shit shoveling

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(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)
"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."
by pacosaurus January 17, 2009
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Showels

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Showels are a super comfy beach towel short
Go grab your Showels and let's go to the beach!
by Showels January 9, 2013
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an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality
This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?
by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011
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shovel ready

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Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort
After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
by sheila in the car April 5, 2009
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scum shovel

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Public transport used extensivly by the under-privileged
The number 12 (Torry to Northfield) bus in Aberdeen
by Patrick Ewen November 17, 2004
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