Shoehorn

To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.

A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.

Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time?

Shoehorn by Martles the Great February 12, 2009

shoehorn

A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.

My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline.

shoehorn by I'd shoehorn Jacqueline. January 28, 2008

shoehorn

1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle

"Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."

shoehorn by schlitznola May 31, 2009

sortherner 

(In America) A person from the South who has lived in the North long enough to be called a native, but still carries Southerner tendencies.

"Kay was talking in a Southern accent on the phone earlier."
"Duh, she's a sortherner."

sortherner by Nivvity November 27, 2018

Sharpthorne 

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

Sharpthorne by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Shorthand 

Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.

"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"

Shorthand by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

shortcore 

to be extremely proud in a hardcore way about being a short person

recently ive embrased my height of 4'11 and became shortcore

shortcore by randomx April 22, 2006