shoemakered up 

Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.

He just fell head first into the beer fridge. He's all Shoemakered up!

shoemakered up by Tine1144 February 12, 2022

jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

jake shoemaker by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

Trint Shoemaker 

A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.

Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????

Trint Shoemaker by KumDumpster May 12, 2022

Shitkakke 

When someone partakes in sexual activity where it involves one sub an usually multiple doms who stand above the sub and then defecates onto the sub. Once all the dominants have finished the sub then rolls around it the faeces for sexual pleasure

Donna "Oh hello there, would you like to participate in Shitkakke?" Dancer "Why yes I would!" Donna "Well please lower your faecal matter onto my face post haste!"

Shitkakke by shartsaway May 8, 2017

shoemaker 

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

shoemaker by Nishnob October 26, 2015

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

german shoemaker by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

Joseph Michael Shoemaker

A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself

Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley

Joseph Michael Shoemaker by Lady Dick October 19, 2008