Love Shove

Something Jesse Cox created. Not exactly sure what it means.

They are in love. They wanna give each other love shoves.

by ColorfulTiger1968 June 24, 2018

Shovel Buddy

A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.

*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)

Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.

by mybrosteve December 30, 2008

Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

Shovel a dead rat

The urgent need to hit the toilet after a heavy or sometimes sketchy meal.

Usually preceded by really smelly, rank farts.

Man, Nic really did eat a shit tonne of Sethros for lunch today, I think he's gone to "shovel a dead rat".

by MrThomassoulo March 26, 2021

Golden Shovel

Its an object used by guys like John Cena, Triple H, and don't forget Big Daddy Shovel Kevin Nash, and Shawn Michaels. This is not just a normal shovel it is a shovel thats been used to bury the wrestling careers of Daniel Bryan, Booker T, Damien Sandow, CM Punk, and Dolph Ziggler. The Golden Shovel is the basically Wrestlings Devil Trident and or Pitchfork used to bury wrestlers in WWE. To use this Golden Shovel a WWE Wrestler must suck on Vince McMachon's Dick and play so much backstage politics where you have total control over what you want to do and bury as many people as you want.
This Term was invented by Mad Genius On Youtube his YouTube Channel is VirtuosoSports check him out.

Triple H defeated Booker T at WrestleMania 20 using his signature Golden Shovel.
John Cena has kept and used the Golden Shovel ever since he became the face of WWE.
Kevin Nash used his Golden Shovel to end Goldberg's winning streak.

by xSoFreshx December 10, 2013

shmoney

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!

by José Mandarez November 25, 2014

Shoveler

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated

Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad

by Shovelove July 13, 2015