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Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.
So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."
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shmooblydonk

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

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I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.
by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011
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schmoogler

My brother-in-law as defined by my little sister when she's pissed off at him.....
J.P. is a nasty schmoogler
by expat1 August 22, 2011
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Scroogled

Getting rejected in a Google interview, ( a software engineering interview, not for hipster positions such as HR or Marketing). Basically means being asked tough ass algorithmic questions and not being able to answer one or more of these questions and getting rejected by Google as a result.
Me: Hey, I had my Google interviews last week.
Friend: Woah. Did the results come in?
Me: Yeah, I got scroogled.
Friend: Aww that's too bad. Don't let it get to you.
Me: Yeah, for sure man. Just lost a $100,000 job with some crazy perks. No biggie.
Friend: Let's do PizzaBoozeTelly?
Me: Yeah, PizzaBoozeTelly.
by burtWrapper April 28, 2015
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Shmoofed

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.
by Leroylogs July 1, 2016
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Shloogle

The receiving of goods from someone who originates from the Netherlands, particularly wooden shoes and tulips.
“I was strolling to work and was given a pair of clog knogs! I’ve been shloogled and don’t mind at all”.
by Coveknog November 29, 2018
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Shmoofle

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle
by Shmoofle March 25, 2020
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