im shmacked

meaning you’re lit or super drunk. Usually used by college kids when they’ve been drinking too much or at a party.

Bro how are you feelin at this party? “Im shmacked bro I can barely see you.”

by stopwtheclout May 9, 2018

cock shocked

When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.

Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him

by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015

shmoked

When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh

*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!

by Ooh yuh say dat June 25, 2017

shcocked

the art of being shocked because of soemone's cock being big.

"DAMMMM that dudes cock meade me sooo shcocked, it was hugee"

by Random4792 June 3, 2009

Shcocked

How one reacts to seeing a surprisingly large dick

I wasn't expecting his wang to be so big... I was shcocked

by Bigbroevenbiggerwang July 20, 2017

Shlocked

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

Shocked emote

A yellow skittle emote that is wearing sunglasses while being in shocked

I love shocked emote

by Shocked emote November 30, 2022