Shmired

When you’re under the influenxe of marijuana (smaxked) and you’re tired.

That blunt got me TOO shmired bro I need to lay down.

by 🅱️.Savage January 30, 2019

Shmirdof

A boy that determines how much a girl loves a boy.

SHMIRDOF!

by mads.ellie November 13, 2019

Shmiba

An affectionate way of saying shiba inu

My shmiba is so squishy and angry

by Pakman5665 January 6, 2021

Shmirmy

When you change the baby and the fresh air creates a geyser.

I changed the baby and got sprayed in the eye. Super shmirmy.

by Joseph J Biden February 16, 2021

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin

The noise a retarded kid makes

"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid

by General Serb Nationalist October 5, 2023

Shmirah

Shmirah is a chesed shel emet, an act of lovingkindness, which is a final act of compassion toward our departing fellow Jews and is greatly appreciated by the deceased’s family.

In Jewish tradition, volunteer Shomrim watch over the deceased from the time of death until they are buried because the neshama (soul) is believed to be present until the time of burial.

Mary has Shmirah tomorrow at the neighborhood Funeral Home. She and her friends take turns being the Shomrim.

by Barbara E Bj February 4, 2013

Shirb

Shirb was a Furry Memecord mod that got accused to be a pedo. now, everytime someone is a pedo, he/her do the shirb

member 1:yo, he posted CP in meme-dump
member 2:oh, he just doing the shirb

by Eugamix August 6, 2020