Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.

Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!

by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010

shmechenwhepper

Another word for a male genitalia, often used with a Swedish accent.

"she looks hot'

"Keep your shmechenwhepper in your pants , Josh"

by Dibbley July 8, 2019

Shmecsy

SH MEK SEE
1. A person who half-human half-sheep and is sexy
2. A sheep who is sexy
3. Secsy

1.“hey dude that’s one of the most shmecsy asses out there”

2. “Your half-sheep half-human gf be so shmecsy bro”

3. “Girl, you shmecsy AF”

by Konnichiwa_amigos February 5, 2020

Shmemories

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

Welcome Shmelcome.

The Absolute Best Way To Say ' Your Welcome '
Its What ALL The Cool Kids Are Saying Now A Dayz.
If You're Having Trouble Fitting In, Just Use It And Your Gaurenteed Popularity!

Terry : Jen, I like your new shoes.

Jen : Thanks Shanks.

Terry : Welcome Shmelcome. ;)

Jen : So uhh.. Terry wanna be part of our clique?

Terry : FOR SURE >:D

by Turrr. January 4, 2009

Shmecky

Shmecky is a euphemism for any word.Good for either disguising a word. Or if your around your little sister and dont want to curse.

Disguise: Hey man, you wanna go blaze some shmecky.

Sub: Man i really gotta take a Shmecky.

Or just simply, Your such a shmecky.

by BIGCARRI October 28, 2009

shmeow

To be so chill and relaxed, mellow state of existence and being. To be completely content with your existing atmosphere.

lowell: im fkn shmeoooowwwwww dag
moe: yo me too. sara is so shmeoww
sara: fuck dude im so shmeow right now

by shmeowcow January 30, 2010