Shmeatticus

The combination of (shmeat) and (Fatticus) Fatticus deriving from Atticus Finch in how to kill a mockingbird. Shmeat deriving from Ezekiel Elliot’s nickname.

Man stop being such a shmeatticus!
Fuck that’s hurts my Shmeat!

Fatticus Finch

by Bailz03 October 1, 2019

shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022

shmeatboxing

The act of making rhythmic sounds with your mouth while performing felacio on a penis.

"That shmeatboxing was bustin "

by Taddybojangles August 12, 2022

SHMEATY MEAT

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

dog shmeat

when something is dog shmeat it is bad

that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively

by djmdjmdjm11 November 16, 2018

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

Shmeathead

A stupid person; or a person who frequently says idiotic things.

Originated in Longwood Senior High School

Mike, "I saw a pig fly"
Luke replies ,"shut up you Shmeathead!"

This Shmeathead put gas in his diesel truck at the gas station yesterday.

by LukeSchusta August 3, 2016