shlob

The act of giving a blow job.
Also can refer to the ejaculate resulting from a blow job.
The act of sucking dick.

1. Shlob on my knob BITCH!!!
2. I shlobbed all over them titties.
3. She is shlobbing on my nuts right now.

by N-Kon April 7, 2007

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Shlol

shlol, schlol or shhlol is a form of lol in which you want to lol but are unable to.

scenario 1a
parents in bed
child lols..
parents wakeup shout

scenario 1b
parents in bed
child shlols
parents asleep

scenario 2a
in exam, read something funny
lol
kicked out

scenario 2b
in exam, read something funny
shlol
fine....

by Shlolmeister March 10, 2009

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Shlod

Derogatory term defining an individual combining the unforgivable traits of being a shit lad whilst also sporting a shit lid.

Shlid + Shlad = Shlod.

Two guys in a trebles bar:

Guy 1: Mate, that bloke just ordered a beer from the bar, what a shlad.

Guy 2: He's got a honking lid as well, shlid.

Guy: 1: That my friend, is what we call a Shlod.

Guy 2: Agreed.

by Johnny Arrow August 15, 2011

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Shlommin

Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...

Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..

Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!

Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!

by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008

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Shiofra

An amazing individual. Very attractive. A great friend; extremeley loyal and trustworthy. This girl is worth your time. She attracts all kinds of people. Mostly, REIKO's, ANGELA's, SHANTI's, and EMILY's are the kind of people that she'll mix with the most. She'll make you laugh and keep you coming back for more. Warning: She's quite a blabber mouth! Overall, you'll love a Shiofra.

"Wow! That Shiofra's amazing"
"Dayumm! Shiofra's so sexy!"

by idareyoutomoveSEARS June 27, 2009

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Shlocal

A person with a shore, summer, or beach house near the South Jersey Coast, whose permanent residence is elsewhere - typically Southeastern PA, though not always. They think they are locals, but they only know how to get to the beach or Wawa from their "shore" house, and know little else about the area. They also tend to put lOCal stickers, or the like, on their vehicles, which is quite comical for the locals when the car has PA tags.

Derived from shoobie and may or may not be used as a derogatory term, just as shoobie.

-"I'm a local, live on 1st Street."
-"That's funny, I've never seen you around."
-"Well, I live in West Chester in the winter."
-"Oh, what you mean is that you're a shlocal."

-"Dude, your car has PA tags!?!"
-"Yeah, that's where one of my houses is."
-"So why do you have a lOCal sticker on there? You're actually a shlocal."

by Local For Life! March 13, 2010

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