Paragon shift

A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.

Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.

by The Inexistent May 2, 2011

Shift into Turbo!

The official morphing call of the Turbo Rangers in Power Rangers Turbo. Followed by each Ranger calling out his or her own Ranger designation.

"Mountain Blaster Turbo Power!"- Justin Stewart
"Desert Thunder Turbo Power!"- Adam Park
"Dune Star Turbo Power!"- Tanya Sloan
"Wind Chaser Turbo Power!- Katherine Hillard
"Red Lightning Turbo Power!- Tommy Oliver

Power Rangers
It's morphin time!
Shift into Turbo!

by David Pro July 15, 2009

Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

shiatsu

"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours

Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!

by AYI November 12, 2003

control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

by sigma February 26, 2013

Shifty

In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.

Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.

by Cattlerider January 15, 2017