my grandmother won't buy me any clothes, and im tired of her bitch shittin all the time, shes so fuckin gay.
by jrocenglishclass July 5, 2010
Get the Bitch Shittin mug.1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.
2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006
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WTF? That lab report is due tomorrow? You gotta be shittin me!
Don't be shittin me, or ill shove my fist into your lying mouth.
Don't be shittin me, or ill shove my fist into your lying mouth.
by da bird January 4, 2006
Get the shittin mug.Any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp's and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the shitter.
Person 1: Hey, could you pass me the sports section of that newspaper?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?
Person 2: Did you forget to bring any shittertainment with you?
by Hamsterrrrr October 20, 2008
Get the Shittertainment mug.(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014
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Get the shitarang mug.An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
by Slagwurm September 7, 2008
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