Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022

shitshow

the state of drunkenness in which the drinker is euphoric, constantly dancing, vibing, or vogueing, professing their love for people they shared a night class with last semester, and completely oblivious to the awkward situations they create. usually accompanied by a strange "dance move" involving one hand over the face and the other high in the air; the hand holding the drink being the one up high, as it spills on those surrounding the drinker. the drinker may or may not remember his or her actions.

Caitlin: Did you see Eric last night?
Marlee: Oh, my God. Yes. He was a total shitshow.
Caitlin: Yeah, especially when he grabbed my hand and some girl I've never seen and begged for us to be best friends...
Marlee: Like I said, what a shitshow.

by brightxeyedxbabe April 16, 2009

shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

Shitshow

The American election 2020

Did you see the debate yesterday?
Yes, total shitshow

by MRFJUFF November 2, 2020

Shithoodled

The act of being ridiculously drunk to the point where you get crazy eyes and you're doing and saying some of the most absurd things imaginable.

"Yo dude, you were so shithoodled last night that you did lines off of a hooker's ass then brought that 14 year old back to your room saying that all you wanted to do was 'sexual things'."

by finestblackchina May 21, 2010

Shithook

Derogatory name given by soldiers to the ancient CH-47 Chinook helicopter, many of which have been flying since the late 60s and early 70s. They are interesting choppers, but have a bad tendency to be shot down in places like Iraq.

Joe:"Hey, have you heard from Smitty?"
Chris:"Yeah, he just flew in on a shithook, and is glad to be alive."

by Corporal Grumpy May 19, 2006