shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

shitmeister

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.

"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."

by Lauroland April 13, 2006

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Shitster

That one mother fucker who is never around and always stirs up shit and creates pointless beef between people who don't even know each other or are mates. They do this in hope to receive attention as their parents don't love them. (Also claps after plane lands or a movie ends).

Examples: saying someone is talking shit, making up rumours about who got head from who, someone is fucking someone else, etc.

In general being an absolute fuckhead who's opinion has zero value and has no mates.

Also know as a shit stirrer as they stir up shit and create unwanted and unnecessary beef.

(Person 1 ) The Shitster: "Yo Bazza is talking shit about your cut, bro. " *Lying wanting Person 2 and Bazza to have beef or fight*
Person 2: "Oh yeah he wants some?" *Thinks person 1 is telling the truth*
Person 3: "Nah, 'Shitster' is just making shit up." *Sorting out the bullshittery of the shitster*

by The Killer Bean Recruitment August 6, 2020

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

by Maggie April 15, 2005

Shitster

One who claims to be a hipster.

Dude, look at all thoes Shitsters and art fucks.

by El Duche the fag basher October 30, 2010