Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

shiterate

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.

Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.

by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia"

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021

shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Shitterati

Lightweight pretenders to the glitterati, a social set consisting of people who posess no talent or wisdom who become 'celebrities' by association, or through removing their clothes.

Anybody 'made good' through television, such as gameshow hostesses, weathermen or girls, girl or boyfriends or spouses of famous sportspeople, subjects of kiss-and-tell exposes (Monica Lewinsky for Clinton, Rebecca Loos for David Beckham, ad nauseam), soap stars, former underwear and 'glamor' models...

These people will never be A-listers; they are the Shitterati.

by TheBigLion July 10, 2009

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

by Maggie April 15, 2005