Shitterati 

Lightweight pretenders to the glitterati, a social set consisting of people who posess no talent or wisdom who become 'celebrities' by association, or through removing their clothes.

Anybody 'made good' through television, such as gameshow hostesses, weathermen or girls, girl or boyfriends or spouses of famous sportspeople, subjects of kiss-and-tell exposes (Monica Lewinsky for Clinton, Rebecca Loos for David Beckham, ad nauseam), soap stars, former underwear and 'glamor' models...

These people will never be A-listers; they are the Shitterati.

Shitterati by TheBigLion July 10, 2009

shitterally 

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.

Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.

shitterally by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017

shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment

Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati

shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

shittermittens 

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack

"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"

shittermittens by mattimer October 4, 2011

shittercritter 

A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.

Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.

shittercritter by Queenula. March 20, 2017

Shiterator

A horribly programmed iterator used on a hash table. Only useful if the data structure that it will be used on is designed around the concept of using the shiterator. A typical shiterator takes an integer in its first() method call. Thus defeating the purpose of an iterator.

Person 1: "Why am I getting a "No matching call" to iterate.first()?"
Person 2: "...first() takes an integer."
Person 1: "...the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know, person 3 programmed a shiterator."

for(i = 0; i < table size; i++)
{

iterator.first(i);

while(!iterator.done())

{

std::cout << iterator.current();

}
}

Shiterator by sonofsonofspock December 13, 2010

shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.

"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.

shitterton by daehkcrac October 18, 2020