shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.

After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.

by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008

Shitfaced

Getting obliterated with the raws.

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."

by Jalpster January 18, 2018

shitfaced

Inebriated, through excessive consumption of alcohol to the point of losing consciousness. Involuntary body movements (vomiting & defecating) are likely to occur during to a person Pisshead experiencing this state.

I got so shitfaced that I bagged myself

by RockMink November 10, 2004

Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.

Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-

by JiggzAT March 17, 2010

Shiwasted

A combination of the word shit faced and wasted.

"Dude lets get shiwasted tonight!"

by Lazzzzzer January 16, 2009

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Shitfaced Tuesday

A night of wearing suits and drinking too much, normally at the University of Liverpool, in Dale A.

ah its monday you know what that means

"Shitfaced Tuesday" is tomorrow!

by Mhannam812 July 26, 2010