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Shitterati

Lightweight pretenders to the glitterati, a social set consisting of people who posess no talent or wisdom who become 'celebrities' by association, or through removing their clothes.
Anybody 'made good' through television, such as gameshow hostesses, weathermen or girls, girl or boyfriends or spouses of famous sportspeople, subjects of kiss-and-tell exposes (Monica Lewinsky for Clinton, Rebecca Loos for David Beckham, ad nauseam), soap stars, former underwear and 'glamor' models...

These people will never be A-listers; they are the Shitterati.
by TheBigLion July 10, 2009
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Shiterature

Any good reading material that can be used while taking a shit.
"I feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some Shiterature".
by Brendan J. February 7, 2006
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Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.
Harry Potter makes great shiterature.
by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009
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Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall
Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."
by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008
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Shitmatized

Being at a point of inebriation so great that mundane objects become fascinating.
Javi: Why is James staring at that coat hanger?

Andrea: Because he's shitmatized right now.
by drea867 January 1, 2011
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[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet
My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?
by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009
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