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shittown

A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional.
I need to pull myself together and get out of this shittown for good.
by cazort September 15, 2003
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shitowski

An exclamation. Like the word "shit" but just a tad bit cleaner and more amusing to say.

Sheh-towe-skee
*hits thumb with hammer* Shitowski!"

"Shitowski, I forgot my homework."
by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005
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Shitower

Ron : Yo dog, be right there,I gotta take a shitower!

Steve: A what?

Ron: A shit and shower!
by drizzle82 February 5, 2014
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Shitower

When you know you're about to take a massively messy shit that you are gonna have to take a shower afterwards.
Oh no man, I feel a shitower coming on.
by Louie Williams August 4, 2015
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bowel shutdown

This is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house.

Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown

It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)

This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
Mark; my parents surprised me with going around my uncles house at the weekend, I have-not seen him in ages, I think I’ll have to do a bowel shutdown

Or

tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown
by moooooooooooooooooooooooooose December 23, 2010
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shutdown!

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.
person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"
by lauren August 31, 2003
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Government Shutdown

What the United States is currently in right now. The longest U.S government shutdown shutdown in history. Caused by Donald Trump not having funding for his stupid wall, because Democrats won’t approve funding for the wall.
Man this fucking government shutdown is starting to piss me off right now!
by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019
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