Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009

Shittredge

A term used by students at the University of Colorado at Boulder to describe facilities in the southern Kitteredge area. Known for its poor food at "Shittredge" Dining Hall, the long walks to main campus, and the pretty pond in the center that makes the entire compound smell like raw sewage in the spring and summer. Generally considered the poorest conditions at CU Boulder.

Includes the Andrews, Arnett, Kittredge, Buckingham, and Smith Dorms, Wolf Law, Kitteredge Commons, and the now abandoned law building.

"Hey, do you want to get pizza for dinner, or are we just going to eat at Shittredge?"

"Shittredge sucks, the only benefit we have is we're fucking closer to Taco Bell."

by Lefty118 July 2, 2008

Shiterature

Articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.

Joe's favorite piece of shiterature is a Maxim magazine.

by Joe D. July 23, 2005

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

Social Stature

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"

Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Shiterature

Any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a crap.

Lua: What are you looking for?

Talan: Some shiterature to read while I'm on the toilet.

Mom: What are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?

Kid: I read them when I'm taking a crap ma!

by Ozla September 30, 2009

Shiturature

1- reading material read only in the bathroom that generally stays in the bathroom
2- garbage literature that you would only read if you were trapped in the bathroom with it

1- I keep my collection of "wired" magazines under my sink as shiturature
2- twilight is such shiturature.

by Rorher September 18, 2010