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The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.
Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.
Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?
Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.
Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.
Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.
Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.
Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?
Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.
Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.
Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.
Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.
shitistics by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012
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Shirtstist
Noun. Racist about shirts. If someone is wearing a black/grey/etc. shirt and someone else complains about it, they are a shirtsist.
Shirtstist by Robert Krauss October 5, 2007
An Shiraishi
An is a member of Vivid Bad Squad which is a group that creates music in Project Sekai. An’s dad is amazing and everyone loves him because he is cool. An is pretty gay for Kohane Azusawa and kisses her after all the shows they do together (because I said so). Also did I mention that she is really gay?
Person 1: Do you know An Shiraishi?
Person 2: You mean that homo from Vivid Bad Squad?
Person 1: Yes, but they are all homos. You need to be more specific next time
Person 2: You mean that homo from Vivid Bad Squad?
Person 1: Yes, but they are all homos. You need to be more specific next time
An Shiraishi by VividBadSquadGay January 23, 2023