shitum

a small annoying lap dog that id sooner kick in to orbit than stroke

its that a dog or a rat? its good at stcking toes, but still is a little shitum

by do-you-know August 30, 2007

shitcum

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK February 3, 2023

shirump

A little bit of slang by the brotha's term for shrimp

Let me get some of'dem shirump

by james dolorando May 13, 2005

Shcum

when so much shit gets piled up in your asshole it hits your prostate and you cum your pants while you shit yourself

"I was driving home from work and I Shcumed all over my self and had to clean up in a Chevron bathroom."

by Terry Big Boy August 27, 2018

Shizuma

Shizuma (more known as shizuuma) is the most epic gamer on earth. He lives in A Bizarre Discord Server, and also made a currency called Smokecoin, which you can only use in said Discord server. Also also, he made an "Album" (Von's funny quotes) that you can only buy, again, in said server. If you say he isn't cool, he will probably end you.

Idiot: Shizuma isn't cool.
Dude: Dude! He's gonna end you now!

by vonskeletor August 28, 2019

shecum

The cum of a lady

Damn, she was dripping and got her shecum all over.

by Mar17 October 10, 2019

shipum

The horrendous act of defecting, urinating, and ejaculating simultaneously during an intimate heavy moment which soul bonds the immediate surrounding beings and entities. Kind of like a burpsnart.

"yeah bro, I was getting a blumkin and I started pissing while I climaxed and shit myself. She made me Shipum so hard." "OMFG, he made me squirt but I shit myself and he called it a shipum."

by CHIEF JEFFERY February 17, 2022