Grey Sweatpants Season

Fuck hoodie season. Grey sweatpants season is when all the boys wear grey sweatpants or give their grey sweats to their girl on Dec 1st - Jan 1st. 🥰

“Omg have you seen Alex and his grey sweats? They are so hot 🥵”
“It’s Grey Sweatpants Season so steal ya mans sweatpants!”

by A_person038 December 1, 2019

Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

Sweatpants Fuck

The engaging of a sexual relationship due to laziness and/or convenience with someone else in the confines of yours/their home under the circumstances you are never seen in public together or caught together post hook up.

Yeah I'm still kinda seeing Molly - she's still good enough for a sweatpants fuck until I find someone better.

by Gellikit October 27, 2010

Sweatpants dance

It's my Friday after-work ritual consisting of kicking off my heels, putting on my favorite comfy football sweatpants, cracking a beer (or wine, depending on my week) and doing a mini dance from my kitchen to my couch. Length and quality depend entirely on how the week went... sometimes it is necessary to turn up music really loud and continue dancing.

Man, I love that girl's sweatpants dance!

by Bogalicious February 19, 2010

sweatpants relationship

A comfortable relationship. Usually not a healthy relationship.

Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

shpants

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

Socially Acceptable Sweatpants

A pair of sweatpants that usually include front, back, and cargo pockets and from a distance are often undiscernable from other socially acceptable pants. They are legit to sport in public and the wearer is entitled to feelings of superiority due to enhanced comfort.

Nice looking sweatpants that from a distance look like regular pants; socially acceptable sweatpants

by eatmytoast February 15, 2010