Shelfie

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking Molly the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023

Shitler Shelfie

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.

Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021

Shelfie

It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores

Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors

by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil October 4, 2016

shelfie

the act of one taking a selfie with a milf by the name of shelley, preferably Shelley Siechen.

Hey dude! I just got an epic shelfie.

by 1223wqer October 12, 2023