/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.
“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”
by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021
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by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023
Get the Shelfie mug.It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores
Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors
by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024
Get the Shelfie mug.by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021
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by Elf on a Shelfie April 11, 2023
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