Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Shancing

When you have to go shit so bad, your practically dancing.

Robin: Kevin! slow down on the prune juice! You're gunna be shancing before we get back.

by Ronaldo the Dinosaur November 24, 2009

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

Shanvi

A loyal and caring girl who genuinely cares for loved ones and is too good to be true. The person meant to be with her is a really lucky one

Aww shanvi is so caring.
Omg shanvi u are so kind.

by Stigguram November 22, 2021

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Shantina

Shantina is bae gize and she nuh common

Yk seh shantina cute yf

by A horny jamaican April 8, 2023

dry shaving

The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.

Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.

"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"

"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"

by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010