shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

shabongi

shabongi is an art from. a beacon of light and solitude to us all. a role model and something we should all strive to become. it has become apparent that shabongi has taken over the world and that is a good thing. shabongi can take many forms. aunty, uncle, son, father, daughter, and most importantly, shabongi. some people say he’s a 45 year old man trapped in an 11 year olds body other people speculate he is a long distance relative of Prince George and is often reffered to as georgezeb If one tries to take the mighty switch it unleashes the wrath of switchbongi bong bing.

“He is a shabongi ” someone who is addicted to their gaming console

by The great Bing bong April 10, 2022

Bong Shlong

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Sholong

A super huge Adrian Patrick Sized Penis.

Pecker is a small penis and sholong is a huge penis

by Agemiester September 22, 2012

shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020