sheep shagging milk bottle

Someone from wales with a milk bottle tan

Jack Carden is such a sheep shagging milk bottle

by thesheepshaggingmilkbottle July 27, 2011

tactical shagging

To engage in the activity of sex, not to enjoy it but to use said activity as a weapon to piss off your ex or to gain from it or to use tactics to gain sex from someone who would not normally have sex with you because it's morally wrong.

That's clearly just tactical shagging!

by Becks;) December 13, 2014

cabin shagging

Related to cabin fever; sex with whomever you're stuck in said cabin with. Weather conditions MUST be crucial (ie a blizzard) before undertaking such shagging.

It snowed 2 feet so we got high and cabin shagged till the sun came up.

by Cindyloowho March 4, 2005

Sheep shagging bastard

A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheep’s arsehole ya dirty cunt

So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

Paki Shagging

The systematic grooming and raping of White English girls and women, by organized gangs of men, predominantly Pakistani.

“Oy! The Met still refuses to charge those blokes who were Paki Shagging girls down in London.”

by Nameless Horror July 22, 2023

National Shagging Day

On Wednesday April 12th every man and boy is ordered to find a woman and shag her, unprotected or protected. itd your choice, dont get herpes tho.

suh dud, its almost national shagging day.
o ye i almost forgot
who you shagging?
you already know fam thats confidential information
oh shet true my bad
like are you blem
no i shag
true

by iShagWomenDaily April 11, 2017