Skip to main content

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) 

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.
Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.
PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) mug front
Get the PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) mug.
See more merch

love 'splosion 

I made a love 'splosion all over her face, the wall, bed......
love 'splosion by Rainsinger June 3, 2009

Coconut Explosion

- noun
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.

Draft Explosion 

A draft explosion is a term coined by Blake McPherson (@Notorious_BRM). He saves all his ridiculous and generally bad tweets in his draft box then tweets all of them at one time. This sending of usually 15+ tweets at one time is called a "draft explosion."
"Man did you see Blake's draft explosion last night?"

"Yeah dude it was totally rad, I died laughing at one tweet and all the others made me want to hit my phone with a sledgehammer!"
Draft Explosion by Notorious_BRM January 13, 2015

Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.
While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.
Sexclusion by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008

liquid explosion

1. (noun) Term describing an intense, feverish, violent ejaculation. Used in more formal contexts, as opposed to milk blast.
Just the thought of naked, sweaty, young aliens caused Tom Cruise to have a liquid explosion.
liquid explosion by bromojo August 27, 2006
Something that gives Michael Bay a boner
A explosion go boom
explosion by Guffestav February 22, 2015