Sexpectation

The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).

Sally and I used to hook up regularly, but her sexpectations drove me to bankruptcy.

by cmkaufma June 18, 2011

sexpetition

A competition wherein two consenting individuals engage in sexual congress under previously established rules. Both individuals engage in intercourse while trying to avoid breaking the rules and the first person to break the rules must withstand the victors bragging rights and victory dance.

Jim: "Dude what the hell were you doing last night?"

Tim: "Me a Claire had a awesome sexpetition last night, where the first person to make a noise lost, I got pawned when I shouted out my moms name on accident."

Jim: "You're such a fucktoid!"

Tim: "Word."

by William747 October 5, 2007

Sexpected

To expect or predict a sexual act.

Sally sexpected that Joe would bang her friday night.

by Bobby<3er March 14, 2009

Sexpectation

A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.

When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.

Or

"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"

by Jamanimal April 22, 2014

life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.

The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.

by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011

serpect

a synonym for something really awesome or epic

Dude, that misspelling of respect is totally serpect.

by McPseudonyman April 18, 2010

Sexpectator

What you become when you spend too much time viewing others having sex, rather than actively participating in the act yourself.

Joey is spending so much of his time watching internet webcams of others having sex, he has turned into a Sexpectator.

by Jusmerod July 17, 2007