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Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest 

verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."

use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."

use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."

sexarette 

A conjugation for "After sex cigarette." Used by all smokers, after phenomenal intercourse.
chick: Holy shit, that fuck blew my mind...time for a sexarette, don't chya think?

dude: Oh yeah, sexarette it is.
sexarette by Cas'E McSexY February 22, 2008
The left over semen that has dried and crusted onto a towel.
"Honey, you need to wash this towel... It's covered in seacrest"
Seacrest by princesspuglove June 2, 2012

sexcrement 

when a man is having anal sex with a man or woman and pulls out to find shit on his penis.
After Mark fucked Mike really hard in the ass I made Pete lick the sexcrement off my wang.
sexcrement by Mike,Mark, and Pete September 3, 2005
To do or say something extremely cheezyand uncool.
"Dude, so I working this hot babe and she was interested in going on a date, then I told her some lame joke trying to make her laugh and I totally Seacrested. She walked away and she has not give me the time of day since then."
Seacrest by AAT May 16, 2004
B:Let's play the sexcret game tonight.
G:And what does that entail?
B:Well, we go around the room and everyone shares at least one of their sex secrets.
G:Like when the last guy I dated asked to pee on me?
B: You are getting the hang of it..
G: Yes!!
sexcret by Itwasalladream September 12, 2012