severe

awesome, cool, hot.
anything positive.

That chick is severe.
I just had the most severe hamburger

by Jack May 19, 2004

Severed Tail

Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.

Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.

Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.

by Hero6453 May 14, 2011

Severe Ligma

A disease that will kill you. It is worse than regular ligma.

Man, you have Severe Ligma? I have ligma too but it is ligma balls.

by DanTheMagicalMan January 15, 2019

sevenever

An extremely long time - longer than forever

Stellah: It’s been so long since I went to the mall!
Sean: Really? How long?
Stellah: It’s been like sevenever!

by smuvscientist January 3, 2021

Severe thunderstorm

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

sevenelevenparkinglot

a hot, sexy, creator with 349 million billion trillion followers who is the funniest person on earth

you: "oh em gee did you see sevenelevenparkinglot's video today?"
me: "YES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY"RE SO HOT AND FUNNY"

by grrrbark February 24, 2021

severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

by anonymous April 8, 2021