Smental

An intelligent person who has few “slow” moments

I’m the smartest guy in school yet I lost a game of chess to the school dummy because I made the wrong move . Now everyone calls me Smental

by Kaydog9 December 4, 2019

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Sementa

When someone mixes cement with their semen in order to create an extra hard liquid

I just realized how retarded Jack is
I know, he makes sementa in his free time

by anonymous November 14, 2021

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sementary

A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...

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by quartz89 January 28, 2022

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A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.

*Johnny pulls out a packet of gum*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*

*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*

by Fedelaus March 30, 2022

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The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

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