Anal Seepage

When anal fluid slowly rages out of the butthole.

Hey, man I heard you had a bad case of anal seepage.

by Tino'slittlesecret April 11, 2009

sidepipe

to wear dangerously tight pants in the fashion of 80's musicians and/or pro wrasslers; so that the shape of your manly genitalia show proud and true like the god zues descending mount olympus.

these slortchin muffukkka's flock to my sidepipe like the pulsing dispenser of the nectar of the heavens that it is. (haters eat a dick)

by chauncey mc.ballsdeep November 9, 2003

Seedplanter

A slut, who most likely has a boyfriend, who goes around strategically flirting with guys on the down low, thus planting seeds in the case that shit goes bad in the current relationship. They may occasionally have a random hookup which always ends with blue balls. Girls who take part are usually a 7+ out of 10. Traits: deceptive, misleading, lots of excuses, generally loose.

"Man, I was proper blue balled last night, turns out she was just a seedplanter."

by BeerForBreakfast February 13, 2007

sedecimate

Verb, also spelled seducimate.

Used to indicate a seduction so powerful that, upon sight of the seducer, the seducee's breathing will quicken and their speech will fail. Seducers will find it easy to obtain money, goods and services from those they have sedecimated. Sedecimation is difficult to attain; it cannot be learned, merely honed. Sedecimation comes through sheer force of charisma. Other forms of this verb are:

Sedecimated (past tense)
Sedecimating (present tense)
Sedecimation (referring to a present or past act of sedecimating)

The end goal of Tom Cruise's "Seduce and Destroy" seminar is the ability to sedecimate the woman of your choice.

Carey is well versed in the art of sedecimation.

by Archie Pelago May 23, 2007

sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

by Keho March 2, 2009

sedaproof

To write something formal to the degree that KingSeda could understand it and repeat back any knowledge learned from it.

"So how hard is it to teach heavy?"

"Oh its easy man, the doccument's sedaproofed"

by 796th August 28, 2020

Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010