fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

One Seated Lamborghini

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034

"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"

by NIKOLAURWEIRD August 21, 2021

pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)

Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.

by Alcyon April 26, 2005

heart-shaped box

incredible song performed by the grunge band nirvana. third song on one of the great albums, not by nirvana, but of all time, in utero.

evanescence did a cover of it and completely fucked it up

forever in debt to your priceless advice...

by nirvanakanks June 22, 2005

banana shaped fuck

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.

Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

by MrShadowy May 25, 2021

Heart shaped box

The freakiest video Nivana ever made. Much better when you don't have to see a little girl in a ku klux klan running around and a guy in a santa hat being crucified. Was originally Heart shaped coffin.

Instant trauma, see heart shaped box!

by Tiffin2 May 30, 2006