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"Ay can i hit the scuzz?"
scuzz by trapgoth May 8, 2024
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Scuzz (noun) – A mysterious, gelatinous substance found in the depths of abandoned cities, rumored to be the residue of forgotten technology merging with organic decay. Scientists debate whether it is alive or merely an eerie byproduct of time itself.
"Prince King Lord Super Saiyan Vegeta God of Alabama is all about that scuzz life"

"Trivizion is all about that scuzz life"

"Purdy Cars is all about that scuzz life"

"Dr.Purdy is all about that scuzz life"
holy shi those scuzz are fine as shyt
scuzz by faztronx March 3, 2025
The layer of oil, grime, and residue that accumulates on the things you touch most — especially your phone screen. See also: phone scuzz, scuzz check.
"My screen's not broken, it's just scuzz."
scuzz by BennyRiviera July 20, 2026

Scuzz load

A load of ejaculate that has been fermenting for months due to lack of sex. Similar to the consistency of a partially cooked rotting oyster.
Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.
Scuzz load by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023

Scuzz Joint 

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.
I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.
Scuzz Joint by Welbelovin April 9, 2019