Scumming

The post-party art of laying about doing absolutely nothing. Often times, scumming partakes upon ones couch or friend's couch. The only movements are for the necessity of sustenance, flatulence and bodily fluid relief. Usually, scumming follows a bender of some sorts.

1. Lights off, AC on... let the day of scumming commence.
2. Girlfriend -" You have been scumming all fucking day! Let's do something!"
3. Matt - "I can't wait to rage at that party tonight!"
Yogi - "I can't wait to scum and eat Del Taco tomorrow."

by iamfaced October 12, 2012

schming

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

scumbing

The act of one person performing cunnilingus on a dead female while another person kick's the corpse until the organs and such come out the dead female's vagina

Me and tom went out for some late night scumbing

by Urklore January 20, 2008

scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003

Schmingo

Perfection

The Jewish Grandmother would accept nothing less than Schmingo.

by Dingyding February 2, 2010

scuting

The act of shitting and cumming simaltaneously

I had such a bad dinner last night I've been scuting all day

by Bean4 December 19, 2013

spuming

the opposite of felching. requires a spuming pipe.

jake spumed dave for all he was worth

by McBinglebum March 19, 2005