scrumptuals

(n)the pleasurable sensation you get from someone lightly touching parts of the body with the tips of their fingers.

do you want me to give you scrumptuals?

by petti September 12, 2005

Scrumptious Balls

An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.

Those scrumptious balls made me go up up and away

by balec2 December 22, 2021

scrumptious

When something is beyond delicious.

" thats some scrumptious ass cake!"

by Hopelicious October 28, 2013

scrumptrocity

the quality or state of being absolutely scrumptious.

- almost to the point of being too scrumptious.

This chicken pot pie is a scrumptrocity.

An el and 2 forties... sounds like a scrumptrocity against mankind.

by bigolenastyman February 10, 2008

scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

by Chaps April 10, 2005

Scrumpy Neckin'

-Adjective used to describe when someone falls asleep in an upright position, most commonly in a public or semi-public environment. You are able to observe the "scrump" (folds/rolls of excess skin) of the neck as their head falls forward or to one side.

In many circles of friends the act of scrumpy neckin' is an open invitation for public humiliation and shameful photo opportunity. Especially when one is caught scrumpy neckin' with shoes on.

Yeah, I saw him in that comfy chair in the living room scrumpy neckin' like a fool... he must be exausted!

by Merf McGurf March 3, 2011

Scrumpy for Kevo

Australian slang meaning "broken," "suspicious" or "dirty." General negative term.

I dunno mate, I took a look at the ute that bloke was selling but it was a bit scrumpy for Kevo.

by ABBOK May 6, 2011