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crumpled

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.
Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.
by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016
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scrumple

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.
"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
by scrumbler May 20, 2014
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Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!
Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016
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Sunnyside Scrambled

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.
Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
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Scrumplet

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010
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scrumfed

when a males genital area is sriveled and or smaller then normal
i am very scrumfed right now
by wattythemadman3 May 24, 2010
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