The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.
Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!
Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!
Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.
by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016
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Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
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A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.
"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!
"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!
"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
by scrumbler May 20, 2014
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Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016
Get the Scrambled Dick mug.Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.
Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.
Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.
Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!
by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019
Get the Sunnyside Scrambled mug.1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.
2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
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