scrunchled

the act of fitting oneself into a small place

When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.

by J-mizzleB-rizzle May 31, 2005

Scrunchgrim

Informal. A person of bad personality is often referred to as a Scrunchgrim. The term is derived from an Anglo Saxon phrase and means literally to scrunch ones heart up grimly.

You Scrunchgrim, sir! You ne'er do well!

You don't have to be such a Scrunchgrim about it, Sally.

by Cheltenham Cheeks November 19, 2014

Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272

*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf

by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019

Struchit

A form of liquid that is usually spit out between the eyes of T-Series

I struchited you, so I can't help you

by Jeff7979 July 20, 2019

Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019

scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010