Sollage

A funny moment related to someone with a name such as Sol, Solomon or Solly etc.

*Solomon falls over* “Haha sollage”

by 019284756 September 25, 2018

schoollage

your about to ask a friend/ family member how their day was. but you are actually unsure if they go to collage, or school. so you merge the words together in the hope that it may sound like one of the 2 words. So therefore you don't end up looking any more of a complete and utter idiot that you already are.

How was your day at schoollage?
its collage actually! Was alright thanks!

by stakzent September 27, 2010

Scropage

Fucking a goose and when you are just about to cum, break its neck so that its ass muscles contract resulting in a heightened orgasm.

My mate Geoff has just been down the farm, he fancied a bit of scropage

by Kunkyape January 22, 2009

scrobbage

The nasties that ooze from a Camel's navel after it has crossed the Sahara Desert.

Ugh! This pizza tastes just like scrobbage!

by Uncle Mowgli September 7, 2003

scrotage

The plural of scrote

I saw that G-reg chavalier yesterday in McDonald's carpark and it was filled with assorted scrotage

by Emmett Brown January 25, 2007

Scrozzages

Sounds like sausages

"dave, want some scrozzages??"
"nah mate, had bacon n eggs earlier"

by glen1001 March 9, 2009

Scrollmate

A companion with whom one can lamp anywhere in any state of health, mind or dress and peacefully go into a scrolling trance on your respective phones without anyone getting jealous, suspicious, impatient, or butthurt.

Last night my scrollmate Black Sam and I just sat around hi af for 3 hrs staring at our phones, occasionally showing each other shit but mostly just going down our own personal rabbit holes.

Its so relaxing to just stare at my phone in peace without getting shit about who I'm talking to or what I'm looking at, and yet to not be lonely and to occasionally look up and see my scrollmate, also staring intensely at their phone.

by H3$$HA April 18, 2017