Scrozzages 

Sounds like sausages

"dave, want some scrozzages??"
"nah mate, had bacon n eggs earlier"

Scrozzages by glen1001 March 9, 2009

sozzages 

An important ingredient in any 'make up' meal, like 'make up' sex, you sacrifice your time and effort so that trust is regained in a relationship, unlike 'make up' sex, you get to eat sausages, unless you..i mean, i don't have a problem with that, each to his own and everything.

Woman: You absolute Bastard! how could you do that to me in front of all those people.
Man:I'm so sorry, look, i cooked you sozzages
Woman:(eats the sozzage) mmm, cumberland, my favourite, you're forgiven.
Man: WOOT!

sozzages by Ian Downey March 24, 2008

sozzages 

a mix between soz, and sausages.
a great invention by lauren, yay.

i am sozzages!

sozzages by great inventor woop September 23, 2011