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Screwsome

Used first by the lovely Nimz to describe awesomeness related to video game personality Stuttering Craig's website - screwattack.

Anything that is awesome, fun, fresh, and/or original.
I'm having a screwsome day, now that I'm finally finished with work.
by Dyslexic Heart October 10, 2008
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Screwpile

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.
Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!
by kurtblunt November 4, 2018
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bush screws

The mechanical screws left over after a job is finished. These left over screws are thrown in the bush. The screws either were extra or were not re-installed in the proper place
After repairing my laptop, I was left with 5 bush screws.
by Frank Rizzo Jr. September 21, 2011
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your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.
John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.
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The Screws

An active live-streaming group on Instagram and Twitch. The Screws try to livestream everyday. They often play GTA and Call of Duty on Twitch. On Instagram, they just have fun and vibe.
"The Screws are live."
"Dude The Screws are live, come watch"
by thelorettababes July 15, 2020
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Drives my screws

When someone does something which annoys you and drives you mad
She’s really annoying

Isn’t she, she just drives my screws
by Drivesmyscrews.com September 6, 2020
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bag of screws

Any great Man United fan that lives 200+ miles from Old Trafford. Someone so passionate they get banned from F365. Don't argue, they're gonna f*ck you up big time.
Your just a big bag of screws
by paul April 28, 2004
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