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Scretch

When you nut and it shoots out into the atmosphere, rather than slightly drizzling out of the penis.
Jackson hasn’t had his first scretch!
by Janine Cooley May 7, 2019
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Free Screech

What happens when someone abuses their right to Free Speech, refusing to practice any constraint or control, to the point where it becomes intrusive or gibberish. The offender is often not aware they are doing it.
Kelly: "We must destroy this society and rebuild it without any money or government so that we can stop poverty and greed! Anyone who disagrees is a tyrant who has no place in society!"
Helen: "Stop talking nonsense"
Kelly: "How dare you oppress my Free Speech?!"
Helen: "Actually, it's just Free Screech"
by just like honey September 1, 2017
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National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee
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bristle scrunchie

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush
Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie
by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021
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scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together
stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie
by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019
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victory screech

a loud screach used after a win or during gears of war gameplay by kids at portsmouth highschool. started by dan mohr, max khalfayan, austin szczepaniak and spongebob.
VICTORY SCREECH... lolololololololololololololololololololo. YAIYAI
by yaiyai123 October 4, 2010
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scrunchy mom

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.
I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!
by mommy2gage October 10, 2011
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